Damn woman
drivers!
Driving to town this morning on the interstate, I looked over to my left
and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with
her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway
over in my lane, still working on that damn makeup!!!
It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut
out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees
against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my other ear
which fell into the coffee between my legs and disconnected an important
call!
DAMN WOMAN DRIVERS!