Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
One- millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knot-furlong
365.25 days of drinking low-calorie soda = 1 lite year
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
1000 aches = 1 kilohurtz
Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line
453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
one million bicycles = 2 megacycles
2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
ten cards = 1 decacards
1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton
1000 cubic centimeters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
one millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
one trillion pins = 1 terrapin
ten rations = 1 decoration
100 rations = 1 C-ration
two monograms = 1 diagram
eight nickels = 2 paradigms
three statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital
= 1 I.V League