You Might Be in the Electronics Industry If...


You sat at the same desk for four years and worked for eight different managers.

Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.

When someone asks you what you do for a living, you lie.

You get really excited about a 3% pay increase.

Your biggest loss from a systems crash is that you lose your best jokes/pictures.

You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.

It's dark on your drive to and from work.

Fun is when "projects" are assigned to someone else.

Communication is something your "group" is having problems with.

You see a good-looking person and know it is a visitor.

Free food left over from meetings is your main staple.

All art involves a white board.

All real work is done prior to 9:00 am and after 5:00 p.m.

You're already late on the assignment you just received.

Dilbert is your favorite cartoon.

Your boss's favorite lines are... "When you get a few minutes" - "In your spare time" - "I have an opportunity for you"

90% of the people in your company do not know what you do.

90% of the people in your company do not care what you do.

Vacation is something you rollover to next year or a check you get every January.

Change is the norm.

Nepotism is encouraged.

You read this entire list and understand it.