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(A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British, Americans or Australians.

(B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British, Americans or Australians.

(C) The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British, Americans or Australians.

(D) The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British, Americans or Australians.

(E) Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.

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