Humor

• You measure distance in minutes
• Weather is 90% of your conversation
• Down south to you means Missouri
• Snow tires came standard on your car
• You have no concept of public transportation
• The top 5% of your graduation high school class went to Iowa State -- everyone else attended the U of I
• You know more than one person who has hit a deer
• You have no problem spelling "Des Moines"
• You know the answer to the question, "Is this Heaven?"
• Your school classes have been canceled because of cold
• You know what the numbers I-80, 280, 380 mean
• You have boiled fish in lye for Christmas
• You know what "uff-da" means and how to use it properly
• You know what "Amish Country" is
• You've licked frozen metal
• The only reason you go to Wisconsin or Missouri is to get fireworks
• You wear shorts when it's 50 degrees out in March, but bundle up and complain in August when it goes below 60 degrees
• You have gone Trick-or-Treating in two feet of snow
• You carry jumper cables in your car
• You drink "POP"
• In a conversation you heard someone say "Yah sure you betcha" or "No, I never" or "Not once ever even" and you didn't laugh
• You know exactly where "Field of Dreams" was filmed
• People from other states love to hear you say "Iowa" and other words with "Os" in them
• You know what "Hawks" and "Clones" are
• When someone says they are going out for dinner or supper, you know which meal they are talking about