MBTI Type Summaries (Funny)
BPTI / MBTI Correlator
ENFJ: "Busybody." Life's backseat drivers. They seem to know just what's wrong with everybody else's life and have a plan to fix it.
INFJ: "Messiah." Characterized by the burning desire to change the world, which desperately needs everyone to be NF.
ENFP: "Muckraker." Creator of hype, distortion, and the perversion of media of information to be wallows of mindless emotionalism.
INFP: "Fanatic." Always searching for an Answer with a capital A. Unlike the INFJ, they are usually openminded enough to realize the current one isn't good enough after a few years.
ENTJ: "Tyrant." Knows better than everyone how things should be done and works tirelessly to obtain the power to make it happen that way.
INTJ: "Crackpot." All facts which don't fit their theories are just wrong. The more all-encompassing and less applicable to reality the theories, the better.
ENTP: "Frankenstein." The salvation of the world is to be found in this new nanotronic frannistan, of which he just happens to have an almost-working model...
INTP: "Nerd." What? you mean people actually talk to each other using mouths and ears instead of keyboards????
ESTJ: "Stuffed Shirt." No imagination, no flexibility, no common sense, no capacity for tolerance of others with different priorities.
ISTJ "Bean Counter." Like the ESTJ but with less vision.
ESFJ: "Gossip." Like the Busybody, but characterized by the urge to backstab instead of trying to help.
ISFJ: "Sidekick." Doesn't need much meaning in life, just a person (or baby or pet or car) to spend all their time ministering to.
ESTP: "Beer Drinker." Loud, crude, plays team sports, kisses and tells. These are the people beer commercials are made for.
ESFP: "Clown." Always the class troublemaker, they have no respect for anybody or anything. Good at snide wisecracks.
ISTP: "Assasin." Hates people, and is good at killing them. Young ISTP's are good at killing pictures of people in video games.
ISFP: "Snob." Revels in the elaborate sensations of wine and paintings and music that are completely indistinguishable to ordinary people. Likes flowers.