There were three guys sitting behind three nuns at a football game. The men decided to antagonize the nuns, to get them to move.
So the first one says to the others (loud enough for them the nuns to hear), "I think I want to move to California, there are only 100 nuns living there..."
The second guy speaks up and says, "I want to move to Washington, there are only 50 nuns living there."
The third guy speaks up and says, "I want to move to Idaho, there are only 25 nuns living there..."
One of the nuns turns around and looks all three men in the eye and calmly says, "Why don't you go to hell, there aren't any nuns there."