Why God Would Never Receive Tenure at a University


He had only one major publication.

It was in Hebrew.

It has no references.

It was not published in a refereed journal.

Some doubt He wrote it himself.

He may have created the world, but what has He done since then?

The scientific community cannot replicate His results.

He never got permission from the ethics board to use human subjects.

When one experiment went awry, He tried to cover it by drowning the subjects.

He rarely came to class and just told His students, "Read the BOOK!"

Some say He had His Son teach the class.

He expelled His first two students.

His office hours were irregular and sometimes held on a mountain top.

Although there were only 10 requirements, most students failed them.